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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

Still no good

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?

No way

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Can someone write me a sex story?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do you think about a sister's love?

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

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